1. Find a good meme coin
You wake up, fueled by caffeine and dreams of Lambo yachts. Armed
with Telegram chats and Twitter memes, you scour the internet for
the next coin rocket ship. You finally find it: CycleOfTrader—a
coin with a logo so ridiculous, it has to succeed. It's backed by
a 200-character tweet from "CryptoBro69420" promising "moonshot
vibes." You’re convinced. Wallet open, coins purchased, moon
landing ETA: today.
2. Oh no im dip 10% ...
The market moves faster than a cheetah on Red Bull, and your
shiny new coin does a backflip... downward. Suddenly, you're 10%
in the red, staring at your screen like it just insulted your
grandma. Telegram is a ghost town; the "strong hands" are eerily
silent. You tell yourself, "It’s just a dip, right? This is
normal!" But deep inside, you’re Googling, “Can memes really make
me rich, or am I just funding someone’s yacht?”
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3. Yes I found a good team!
Just when you’re ready to rage-quit crypto, the development team
posts an update: they’re alive! They’re not just a bunch of Anons
with anime profile pics—they have a plan! A roadmap! A dream!
Confidence restored, you double down, telling yourself, “This is
it! The team’s solid, and CycleOfTrader is going interstellar!”
You’re back to calling your friends to say, “Trust me, this time
it’s different.”
